Friday 28 February 2020

Wonderboy 2020 wraps up with colorful closing ceremony

The 2020 Wonderboy Tournament at Wolf Lake in Haliburton came to an end with a closing ceremony that ran for about thirty minutes.

Spectators in the basement were treated to plenty of low-wattage lights, various types of pop music, and even a couple of trophy ceremonies.

The president of the Wonderboy Closing Ceremonies Subcommittee, Greg Desroches, used his speech to praise athletes from both Ontario and outside Ontario, who competed as a united team at this Tournament, for demonstrating their belief in "a peaceful future." He said WB would "continue this Wonderboy dialogue" after the Tournament is over.

He thanked the athletes for their "competitive spirit and fair play" and told the WB organizing committee: "Thank you from the bottom of my heart."

Addressing WB host Kirk Cooper, Desroches said: "Thank you for your personal commitment and determination to make this Tournament so successful in every way."

Desroches then declared the 2020 Tournament closed and called on young people of the world to gather for the next Wonderboy Tournament in twelve months’ time at Percy Lake.  The 2020 Tournament officially ended with the Percy Lake 2021 flag handover ceremony before the Wonderboy flame was extinguished.

There were many brilliant moments during this year’s Wonderboy. Craig Hammond, this year’s first-time winner of the Wolf Lake Wonder Boy trophy, also became the first ever player to record a career win in each of the seven events at Wonderboy.  Hammond won this year in both Poker and Darts to complete his Seven Events.

Bill Draper had his best-ever result, finishing in 2nd place with 11 points.  Draper was in the running for Wonderboy right up to the Ping Pong finals, where his team lost to a resurgent Alain Charlebois and his heir apparent as the best ping pong player, Drew Forsyth.

Ping Pong Pool B teams Jette-Cooper and Mesaric-Trahan collaborated on a touching tribute to Kobe Bryant in their quarterfinal game Saturday, playing to a 24-22 final score in remembrance of the No. 24 worn by the NBA great.  Ethan Cooper came out in a Lakers jersey for the match.

Although there were good things that happened at Wonderboy, there were also not so good things. Somehow the trophy presented annually to the "most objectionable player" in the WB tournament, the Horse's Ass trophy, might be in the worst shape of all this week.

The well-established tradition of day drinking resulted in the trophy taking a blow to the half horse that rises from the base of the Horse’s Ass trophy. The damage, a WB Trophy Maintenance Subcommittee official told the WB News, “is very minor” and will be repaired “right away.”

There was one arrest, of a 50-year-old Milton, Ont., man, who reportedly threw the trophy to the ground during a fit of pique. Other attendees and the tournament’s security director pointed to the aggressor and the man was quickly taken into custody. “I love WB, I didn’t mean to damage the trophy,” Greg Doan said, according to witnesses. WB officials did not respond to further questions, saying they could not comment on an on-going investigation.

WB Finance Subcommittee Announces Financial Results for WB20

The WB Finance subcommittee yesterday announced the financial results for the tournament that ended February 23, 2020, recording revenue of $0.00308 million and net proceeds of $600 for the Heaney Fund.

“Although Wonderboy attendance figures were flat, the Club is excited with the achievement of numerous positive developments and is confident these developments will lead to increased revenue and higher margins going forward” said David Panko, head of the WB Financial subcommittee. “The 2020 Tournament was a transitional year focused on pricing adjustments and supplier partnerships.”

WB 2020 revenue was positively impacted by the first increase in ticket prices in 21 years. The Tournament remains well positioned to capitalize on opportunities as they arise.  The Club has also taken initiatives to lessen their dependence on gate fees, by increasing their focus on subscriptions and merchandise sales.

Liam Bergman has helped WB players break free of the game’s restraints

There might not be a bigger personality at Wonderboy than Liam Bergman. From the moment he joined the tournament in 2010, Bergman was as dynamic, engaging and entertaining off the field as much as he was on.

In this year’s logsaw, Bergman finished in a strong 2nd, ahead of favoured teams such Panko-Jette and Little-Cooper.

Now 20, Bergman is seeing younger players following in his footsteps: They wear louder suits, joke a bit more, celebrate a lone hand in euchre because, well, it’s hard to win at WB and it’s fun when you do.

“It’s probably that the tournament is just younger,” Bergman said Monday. “When I came into the league, there probably weren’t as many young players. It was still like more veteran players. I played with Kirk Cooper, Greg Desroches, Russell Snow, guys that had played in the tournament 12, 13, 14 years at the time.

“It’s just different. Now it’s younger. With the way pop culture is today, it crosses over a lot into sports. When young players come into the tournament, they see how pop culture has affected the other sports. They come in with more of an open mind.”

Bergman has an ally in Ottawa's Ethan Cooper when it comes to encouraging others to show personality.

“Kids don’t become fans of teams,” Cooper told WB News last fall. “They become fans of players that they follow — Eric D’Souza from Toronto. Kids are getting the same haircut, not because they’re Logsaw fans but because they like D’Souza.

“People tune in pre-game just to see what (former Ping Pong star) Alain Charlebois is going to walk into the hot tub looking like. He’s not going to wear a suit. He’s going to be wearing something crazy. It’s only going to help integrate fashion companies into the game. It will grow awareness, popularity, it will be good for the tournament, it will be good for the players.

“It’s an entertainment business. There are a lot of different ways to showcase personality. Look at a guy like Kelly Jones. You can see his personality through what he wears to the lodge. You can see a tuxedo on with a Hawaiian shirt and a tuque. Nobody else in the tournament does that. But that’s his personality.”

As for Bergman, he’s spreading his wings to music. His band, Wescali, has played in Haliboo MusicFest, headlined the Rotary Carnival and performed at the legendary Horseshoe Tavern in Toronto.  The band plays covers and recently debuted their own material, a song called Buffalo Slander. The song, which is getting attention on YouTube thanks to the work of their friend Rowan Tofflemire of X2 Productions, keeps the crowd moving.   “It’s not about anything specific to our lives,” says Bergman. “[It’s about a] woman or relationship that an individual knows is going to be a bad one or like a hairy one but they’re going to do it anyway because this woman is so enticing and intriguing.”

Wescali are members of the Kindness Matters Movement, in support of their dear friend Phoenix Acero, who their community tragically lost due to bullying. Wescali’s logo includes a Phoenix, a tribute to their dear friend who they honour every time they take the stage. They are proudly involved in the local Youth Hub initiative.

To learn more about Wescali, follow @wescaliband on Instagram or via Wescali on Facebook.

Thursday 20 February 2020

WB roster set for 2020 tournament

Adrian Gorgey, a Principal Consultant at G.H. Consulting, was the final cut as Wonderboy finalized its roster ahead of the 2020 Tournament. WB'20 will carry eight Wonderboys, short of the stated goal of 50% of attendees being Wonderboys.  Additional plastic cups and Sharpies will be ordered to make up for the shortfall.

Bill Draper and Jeff Mesaric are returning from the team that finished fourth and seventh, respectively, in the 2019 tournament, which was held at Wolf Lake. It also includes Stéphane Jetté, who finished third in 2010 and had his name engraved on the trophy.

“The management group and coaches have done a terrific job working with the players and finalizing the roster,” said Kirk Cooper, head of the Wonderboy Attendee Selection Committee. “This group has a lot of skill, international experience and, most importantly, is a group of quality young men.” 

The Opening Ceremonies begin at 6pm on Feb 21 at Wolf Lake where Greg Desroches will sit in a chair by the dart board and declare the games officially open.

Wonderboy pop-up restaurant earns Michelin Star for 7th year

On Feb. 19, the renowned food authority announced the 2020 Michelin Star awardees, which included the Wonderboy pop-up restaurant on Wolf Lake. The steak and seafood restaurant earned one Michelin Star for the seventh consecutive year.

Michelin recognized seven restaurants across Haliburton County, with Wonderboy being the sole representative from Highlands East. Four restaurants earned one star, two earned two stars and just one earned the coveted three-star rating.

According to Michelin, it judges restaurants using five criteria: “quality of ingredients, the mastery of cooking technique, the harmony of flavors, consistency over time, both during the meal and throughout the year and the personality of the chef as it is expressed on the plate.”

The former pingpong star Alain Charlebois opened the pop-up in 1999. The chef came from Montreal, Quebec, to Ontario in 1993 and learned to cook his father’s traditional steaks.


Chef Alain
Chef Alain busy in the kitchen

“One can literally taste the regions and cities that Chef Alain Charlebois’ menu explores, and many dishes honor his parents with recipes from his childhood,” the Michelin website says.

Michelin goes on to suggest several tasty bites from Wonderboy’s menu, including Flame-Grilled Bratwurst w/ Whole Grain Dijon on an Auburn Bun, a serving of hotdogs with mustard; Crevettes Grillées, a defrosted shrimp platter; and Entrecôte, Pomme de Terre au Four et Sauce Maison au Beurre et aux Herbes, steak and potatoes.

The Wonderboy pop-up lost its coveted Michelin star in the late 2000’s.  At the time, Charlebois blamed the bright neon lights and a wine list that included red wine containing fish.  In 2013, Charlebois hired renowned interior designer and sommelier David Panko to oversee the atmosphere and cellar.  The pop-up regained its Michelin star status the following year.

The Michelin Guide currently has 32 editions worldwide and Haliburton was named its first Canadian edition 15 years ago.

Friday 14 February 2020

Deal to keep Wonderboy theme song falls through

Negotiations to keep the Wonderboy theme song have collapsed, meaning the WB Tournament is now in search of another anthem.

Copyright Music & Visuals, the Toronto agency representing the estate of the song's composer, Jacques Morali, said on Friday that the deal had fallen through.

That news came as a surprise to Wonderboy, said Greg Descroches, who heads the Wonderboy Theme Music Subcommittee.  "We're disappointed, as many Canadians are," Descroches said, adding he found out about the deal falling through from WB News.

"We have no real idea why the deal fell apart," he said. "We're not sure why because the other side hasn't communicated with us.

"You have to ask the other side what happened."

Copyright Music & Visuals said it had offered the unincorporated association a chance to renew its licence to use Morali's song — a staple at WB since 1999 — on terms that were "virtually identical to those that have existed for the past decade."

Previously, WB paid something that rhymes with mutton each time the song was sung at WB, the agency said.

After the first two years of a new agreement, the rates would rise about 15 per cent, an increase Copyright Music & Visuals president John Ciccone called an industry standard.

Descroches would not say what the price was, nor would he comment on what the agency claimed it to be.

"We offered to continue paying the richest licence fee at the Wonderboy Tournament, which was the price they asked for," said Descroches. "We also offered to buy it outright for an imaginary number," looking pleased to be finally using his math degree.

A call made to Ciccone by WB News was not returned Friday.

Descroches said Friday the two sides had agreed upon a price, but added an "unfortunate set of circumstances," including an outstanding lawsuit, hovered over negotiations.

A lawsuit filed against the WB in late 2004 by the composer's estate alleges that the tournament was overusing the Wonderboy theme and has not been settled. Copyright Music & Visuals said the litigation hasn't interfered with the WB's use of music, nor was settlement of the suit a condition for the proposed new licensing agreement.

"We really can't do business with a lawsuit hanging over our heads," Descroches said. "We feel that we've done everything we possibly can."

The WB Tournament will now move on and launch a new national contest in conjunction with the Wonderboy Theme Music Subcommittee to find a new theme song, he said. Wonderboy participants will be invited to write and record a cover song for Wonderboy, with fans and a jury of experts choosing the best new composition.

The winner will receive free beer at WB and proceeds from any royalties will go to the microphone fund. More details on the contest will be revealed in the next week.

"We expect a lot of terrific music, and we expect that the new theme for Wonderboy will be as iconic as the last theme has been," Desroches said.  "We have already received one entry set to the tune of American Pie."

Cards star Andrew Selluski set to compete in WB 2020

Andrew Selluski, program manager of industrial health and safety for the Ministry of Labour — Waterloo, said on Feb. 7 he would be proud to join Wonderboy 2020.

"Sorry gents, I've been slow (like a sow) to reply in the affirmative that I'll be in attendance...  I have at least been preparing accordingly for my beer delivering duties...  See you in a few weeks" he sent from his Samsung tablet, announcing his decision.

WB Attendee Selection Committee head Kirk Cooper confirmed that they invited Selluski to compete in this year's tournament.

Games Commissioner Greg Desroches had previously expressed that he wanted to see a "successful" card player like Selluski, particularly in poker and euchre.

"Andrew Selluski can carry a euchre team to good results," said he in a televised interview.

Having partnered with Alain Charlebois in euchre in WB 2017, Selluski was a key player on the team in its march to the euchre finals, as well as winning poker that same season.

Selluski tied a Wonderboy record last year by getting his name engraved on the Silver Sow for the second time in his career, equalling Eric D'Souza's mark of futility.

He also got his name on the Wolf Lake Wonder Boy Trophy in 2017, finishing in a 2nd place tie with Colin Goheen.  Selluski had an opportunity at becoming Wonderboy that year, but lost in the pingpong semifinals to the powerhouse team of Ryan Lumbard and Greg Doan.

WB 2020 will take place at Wolf Lake on Feb 21-22-23.

Friday 7 February 2020

'The Win Is Never The Goal': Why Competitors Pursue The 6 Events

The particular feat of having a career win in each of the events at Wonderboy took off after Milton entrepreneur Greg Doan reportedly became the first competitor to do so in 2016. He popularized a version of the challenge that includes Tug-of-War, Crokinole, Euchre, Ping Pong, Darts and Poker. Since then, the exact event list has been a topic of debate. Today, a version called the Little List, named after Canadian outdoorsman Alex Little, is considered the most legitimate in the Wonderboy community. It takes into account the original six events when determining wins, swapping the Crokinole event from Doan’s list for Logsaw.

Mike Desroches didn't set out to win all six events over his career — a trait that is surprisingly common among competitors at Wonderboy. He began competing when his brother invited him to Wonderboy in 2004 — a daunting tournament even for seasoned players. Having just gone through a job change in his 30s and feeling like his life resembled a "big dumpster fire," Desroches thought there wasn't anything holding him back.

"If I hadn't been at such a low point in my life, I probably never would have won poker," Desroches said. "At some point it just occurred to me that I had nothing left to lose."

When Desroches got back from Wolf Lake, he got a tattoo of a poker chip to remember his adventure and decided to quit competing. But eleven months later, he said he felt a calling to attend another tournament, and made plans for Wonderboy 2005. In the fourteen years that it took him to win the rest of the six events on the Doan List, Desroches said he backed away from the tournament several times, but the emotional rejuvenation he experienced with each win always made him return.

"What happened was each time I did win one of these events, there would be this rich lesson that would come out of it that was immediately relevant," Desroches said. "It became this fifteen-year conversation between the events and my personal life."

Stories of how Wonderboy can foster intense personal growth, however, don't diminish the elements of extreme danger prevalent in the most common Wonderboy narratives. Each February brings tournament-related afflictions as dozens of people attempt to win the nearly 30-inch trophy.

Paul Trahan, who has wins in five events and led an all-Calgary expedition to Wolf Lake in 2000, said part of what makes attending Wonderboy so dangerous is that competitors can become consumed with blind desire to get the win and will ignore crucial signs of exhaustion or hazardous conditions. In his 2006 attempt in Poker, Trahan had to make an early exit only two players from the top because of inebriation, a decision that prioritized safety over winning.

"What you have to remember in the decision-making process is that the win is only the halfway point," Trahan said. "The win is never the goal. Ever. The number one goal is always to come back alive."

A local favourite, Steve Pate says it's necessary to constantly analyze risks is when competing in games as severe as the six events, and that most people grapple with the possibility of inebriation before they start an event. Each serious competition is made up of conscious choices that he believes aren't always acknowledged in stories about Wonderboy, and Poker in particular.

"I do think that sometimes gets lost in the mix, when people just talk about the beer, they just talk about the hot tub, but there are actually a lot more decisions in between those points and in addition to those factors that do contribute to the outcome," Pate said.

Though the perceived point of the Six Events Club is to have a career win in each of Wonderboy’s events, those who have completed this challenge often don't cite winning as the most formative experience. What stands out, according to Little, Desroches and Doan, isn't the glory that comes with looking down from the top of the podium. It was everything that led up to it.

When Trahan returns to Wolf Lake seven years after his last attempt, he will be trying to finally win at Euchre — his last on the challenge's list. But, he says, he finds the act of winning itself somewhat underwhelming.

"When I did make it to the winner’s podium, what I realized is that standing on the stage, talking into a fake microphone, it doesn't change you and doesn't change the world," Trahan said. "It's really about the journey, the journey is the most important thing in any event."

As previous Wonderboy tournaments have shown, extreme competitiveness, especially in the form of a Six Events bid, poses significant risk. It's the powerful inner voice, though, that sets competitors on paths up the precarious Glamorgan Rd anyway and takes them beyond cementing themselves in this elite club.

"Bragging rights ain't gonna get you to the top of any of those podiums," Trahan said. "There's gotta be something much, much deeper inside of you that drives that quest."

Courtesy of Wikipedia:

The ‘Six Events’ are composed of winning each of the events in Wonderboy over the course of a career. Different lists include slight variations, but generally the same core is maintained. The six events depend on the definition used for an event:  the first is logsaw vs crokinole; and the second depends on whether one includes the Special, which is a now-retired event.

The modern era of Wonderboy began in 2001, when record keeping was digitized.  Prior to 2001, Wonderboy administrators kept track of the tournament on clay tablets.  These tablets were later re-used in the building of a retaining wall for the volleyball court, the event details forever lost.  Thus the Six Events are looked at only in the modern era of Wonderboy.

The ‘Little List’ is comprised of the original six events in Wonderboy: tug-of-war, logsaw, euchre, poker, pingpong and darts.  The list is named after Alex Little, the first (and only) competitor to complete wins in all six events.  Alex achieved this milestone at WB 2019 with his victory with in pingpong.  There are seven competitors who are one victory away from joining the Six Events Club: Alain Charlebois (needing a win in poker), Eric D’Souza (euchre), Kirk Cooper (pingpong), Greg Doan (logsaw), Mike Desroches (logsaw), Steve Pate (pingpong) and Paul Trahan (euchre).

There is also an alternate six-event list, the so-called ‘Doan List’.  This list swaps out logsaw for crokinole (an option now available to competitors during the tournament).  Greg Doan was the first to complete the Doan List with his poker triumph in 2016; Mike Desroches followed two years, winning both pingpong and crokinole in 2018.  Detractors suggest that the Doan List should be limited to those who have never competed in logsaw.  Otherwise it’s like throwing spaghetti at a wall and seeing which six events stick.

The addition of crokinole as an event in WB2013 gave rise to another list called the ‘Seven Events’.  No one in the history of Wonderboy has ever recorded a victory in all seven events.  There are five competitors just one victory away from completing the career heptalogy:  Alain Charlebois (needing a win in poker), Greg Doan (logsaw), Mike Desroches (logsaw), Steve Pate (pingpong) and Alex Little (crokinole).  Messrs. Doan, Desroches and Little don’t usually compete in their remaining event, leaving Charlebois and Pate as the competitors most likely to be the first to join the Seven Events Club.  Historically, Steve Pate has only two points in his career in pingpong; the smart money is on Charlebois to be the first to seven.

Five competitors have points in the Special:  Eric D’Souza, Ryan Lumbard, Steve Pate, Kelly Jones and Guy Pate.  The Special event was effectively discontinued in WB2014; the Wonderboy Events Committee formally retired the Special following a comprehensive events review in 2019.

Public support sought in petition to ban funny dealing in Euchre

After launching a public campaign in November to ban funny dealing in Euchre, the AFRAID organization (Against Funny, Random And Inconsistent Dealing) is asking the public to keep that momentum going.

According to a media release issued by AFRAID on Jan. 30, spokesperson Steve Burritt said “tremendous support” has been received from Wonderboy competitors and dealers, and there’s now a change.org petition they can sign to further the cause.

“ … Our vision for Euchre is Hoyle-approved dealing to improve card flow, decrease confusion and allow for more consistent counting of cards,” he noted in the release.

Said Burritt, “According to Hoyle's Rules of Games, 3rd Revised and Updated Edition, 2001, pages 179 – 181, under the heading ‘The Deal’ it states that ‘Each player receives five cards, dealt in batches of 3-2 or 2-3. The dealer must adhere to whichever plan he commences.’  So it’s quite clear that you can’t alternate between clockwise then counterclockwise, or deal 2-3-2-3 then 3-2-3-2, or whatever other nonsense some dealers dream up.”

Communications co-ordinator Jill Sturdy said the only criteria needed to sign the petition is internet access. “It’s a good time to remind people that we need their support,” she said.

“We had very positive discussions with representatives from the Wonderboy Rules Committee and they included both Euchre Dealing sub-committee representatives as well as departmental bureaucrats,” she said. “They were quite intrigued actually by the community campaign when we told them about it and that we’ve got a whole community with a very diverse group of competitors and dealers who are aware of the need for consistent dealing and quite engaged in that effort.”

Once the petition is closed, the plan is to contact Haliburton - Kawartha Lakes - Brock MP Jamie Schmale, so he can submit the comments for official record. “He could also stand up in the House of Commons and read it (petition) out loud,” Sturdy stated. “That would be another part of the strategy, that we request he do that.”

Friday 31 January 2020

WB 2020 Reveals Progress on Sustainability

As Wolf Lake, the gleaming social capital of Haliburton County, gets ready to host the 2020 Wonderboy Tournament, sustainability is part of the agenda.

The athletes competing in the prestigious event will reportedly be sleeping on eco-friendly beds with frames made of recyclable cardboard. The mattresses will also be made of recyclable products, such as polyethylene materials that will be reused for plastic products once the Tournament has concluded.

The beds were presented for a media viewing on January 9 in a mock closet for scale.

There will be an estimated eighteen beds in Wolf Lake Lodge for the Tournament, which is set to begin on February 21. A smaller quantity will be needed for the Summer Games.

According to the Wonderboy website, this year’s Tournament will be organized on five pillars that make up the Tournament’s sustainability concept titled “Be better, together.” Those pillars include zero carbon emissions, zero waste, water management, reducing greenhouse gas emissions, and urban forestry.

In partnership with the Municipality of Highlands East, the Infrastructure and Environmental subcommittee will work to “deliver a sustainable Tournament and showcase solution models of global sustainability challenges to people in Haliburton County and around the world.”

There is an ongoing effort by the organizers of WB 2020 to make these games the most environmentally friendly WB tournament to date. Here's WB's progress on the five pillars:

Zero Carbon Emissions

It has been announced that WB 2020 Tournament will attempt to use only renewable energy to power the games. This includes powering all electronics in the venues, the athletes village and media centres. The government is continuing to install solar panels all across the Wolf Lake country side. David Panko, a participant attending this year's tournament on a sponsor's exemption
, announced that he had purchased a Tesla Model X Performance with Ludicrous mode, specifically to make the drive to Wolf Lake.

Zero Waste

The WB organizing committee has instituted two policies to reduce waste.  The first policy requires that 50% of attendees must be previous Wonderboy winners, which dramatically cuts down on plastic beer cup usage.  The second policy mandates that Kirk Cooper will win every 1 in 5 years, which reduces WB stein requirements by 20%.  This has been the de facto process in prior years, now formalized in policy.

The tournament also announced that they will be reusing ping pong racquets from previous years.  In fact, the tournament has used the same racquets since the inaugural tournament in the last millennium. 

Water Management

Vodka waters, the ice making machine, and the hot tub all require a lot of water. WB 2020 has plans to not only look how to effectively calculate the necessary amount of water, but ways in which they can reduce water consumption. The most prominent is instituting an eight-person minimum for the hot tub, greatly reducing the amount of water required.

Reducing Greenhouse Gas Emissions

This year's absence of Colin Goheen should help considerably in the reduction of methane. In one year, the amount of methane Colin produces is equivalent to the greenhouse gas emissions from a mid-sized vehicle driven 20,000 kilometres.

The WB Food Advisory subcommittee has also entertained changing the menu on Friday night, which features chili con carne as the main course.

Urban Forestry

The WB Agriculture and Forestry subcommittee announced plans to replace every tree removed for the logsaw event with a new seedling.

Pickle Ball Proposed As Demonstration Event For WB 2021

An application has been made to include Pickle Ball as a demonstration event at the 2021 Wonderboy Tournament, Haliburton news site thehighlander.ca reported.

"We are also applying to the Wonderboy Events Subcommittee to include Pickle Ball in the summer games," said Pat Murphy, president of the International Federation of Pickleball (IFP).

The Wonderboy Events Subcommittee has been considering whether to remove outdoor events and add some indoor events, Murphy said.

In October, the IFP announced the idea of including Pickle Ball, a paddleball sport that combines elements of tennis, badminton, and table tennis. Two or four players use solid paddles made of wood or composite materials to hit a perforated polymer ball, similar to a Wiffle ball, over a net.

So far, the application has not been reviewed by the Wonderboy Events Subcommittee, Murphy said.

John Teravainen, president of the Highlands East League and also Director At Large for the IFP, said at a forum that the introduction of standardized equipment and the IFP Rating System had increased the uptake of the sport throughout the world.

"The Paddle Material Specifications have eliminated the contingency in Pickle Ball and helped promote it as a sport able to be accepted by Wonderboy players."

Teravainen also believed that the unified set of rules, normalization and the elimination of contingency and gambling in the game were important in promoting Pickle Ball as a sport.

The IFP has also organized the intercontinental Bainbridge Cup to promote the development of Pickle Ball across the globe. "Some countries' understanding of Pickle Ball is still weak," Murphy said. "We hope the Cup will encourage more athletes to pay attention to Pickle Ball development."

One continuing source of disagreement within the IFP is whether the sport should be called Pickleball or Pickle Ball.  The one-word faction point at the acronym, which is IFP and not IFPB.  (Ed. note - Wonderboy has avoided a similar controversy by strictly enforcing a one-word policy, except on the winner's trophy, engraved as 'Wolf Lake Wonder Boy Trophy')

In the meantime, the curious can sign up for Pickle Ball events on the Municipality of Highlands East website.

Friday 24 January 2020

What One Photo Tells Us About Wonderboy Club’s internal structure

During the Cold War, lack of reliable information about Russia forced Western analysts to "read between the lines" and to use the tiniest tidbits, such as the removal of portraits, the rearranging of chairs, positions at the reviewing stand for parades in Red Square, the choice of capital or small initial letters in phrases such as "First Secretary", the arrangement of articles on the pages of the party newspaper Pravda and other indirect signs to try to understand what was happening in internal Soviet politics.

Experts who want to pierce the Wonderboy Club’s extreme secrecy have to be similarly creative. One surprisingly rich resource: the WB Club’s own propaganda, such as the photos on their website.



Images like this one might look silly, but they are rich with insights into the club’s social hierarchy and politics. By using high-tech forensics and traditional detective work, analysts and intelligence agencies can use photos to track Wonderboy Club’s internal politics and expanding programs with stunning granularity.

WB Steins

There are two WB Steins in this photo.  One is held prominently by Ryan Lumbard, standing near the top of the image.  Why is the stein held in such a visible location, a sort of 'Look at me! I am WB' kind of pose?  It may be that Ryan has feelings of insecurity about his win, given that he was a solo player in both ping pong and darts and was able to select Rico and Doaner, respectively, as partners.  Or maybe he got tired of being referred to as 'buddy' or 'dude', and has held his stein with the engraving showing his name, a sort of aristocratic 'My Name Is' tag for the plastic-cup-toting plebes to read.


Notice what’s absent: Wonderboy Steins in the hands of three other winners. In a tournament where propaganda sets reality, and the political hierarchy can be the difference between drinking from a stein or getting your name on the Horse's Ass trophy, such choices matter.

That’s why Michael Madden, an analyst, tracks non-appearances of Wonderboy Steins. Here, he spotted three key committee members: the head of the WB Microphone Subcommittee (Greg Desroches), the head of the Digital Subcommittee (Mike Desroches) and the head of Games (Kirk Cooper), all former WB winners, and all without their steins.

That sends a clear message: I'm tired of drinking beer and I don't care who's taking pictures.  Plus my win doesn't have an asterisk, and everyone knows my name so there's no need for me to show it on my stein.

Railing

There are three poker players and the dealer seated at the table.  Surrounding the poker table are seven other attendees, of which four are former WB winners.  On the mezzanine, held back by a solid wood railing, three attendees are visible, all non-winners.

Analysts are unsure about the railing. It could be a metaphoric wall that non-winners keeping butting their heads against, trying to get into the winner's circle. Some suspect it’s a safety feature used to prevent people from falling from the mezzanine to the lower floor; others say it could be used to hang towels after coming in from the hot tub. Analysts hope new images will emerge that will help them solve these riddles.

The Bandana

Scholars of WB state media recognize Greg Doan's bandana from official portrayals of his father, Papa Doan. The elder Doan is heavily celebrated in WB folklore and closely associated with the Horse's Ass Selection Committee. Greg Doan, by borrowing Howie's bandana, is sending a message that male pattern baldness is hereditary.

Such details help scholars to understand how Mr. Doan is constructing his image. By mimicking his father, he is implicitly breaking with Greg Desroches, who tends to wear toques. Instead, Mr. Doan is asserting himself as the bandana wearer. This pose can help experts better understand the Club's internal dynamics and how it might behave.

The Crokinole Boards

Even a glimpse of the crokinole boards in the background reveals important information. David Schmerler, with the Center for Guys Weekend Studies, noticed the white lettering, which says “Canadian Tire”.  This indicates that the event is under-funded, which likely means that it has a lower profile than other events.  A quick search on the web shows that Canadian Tire doesn't even carry crokinole boards.  Is the board a homemade version with the words 'Canadian Tire' written with a Sharpie an inside joke?  Or a desperate plea for funding?  What is known is that the WB Finance Committee members are all logsaw competitors.

WB finalizes crokinole replay challenge rule for 2020

There are major changes coming to WB's replay review system next tournament. The Crokinole Competition Subcommittee announced that they will implement a Player's Challenge system one a one-year trial basis for the 2020 tournament.

The WB Board of Governors today unanimously approved two changes to instant replay rules. The first change is the introduction of a Player's Challenge to trigger instant replay review of a limited set of matters.

The second change enables the WB Replay Center (in addition to the on-floor referees) to trigger instant replay in certain circumstances. The process, which was successfully tested at Panko Resorts WB Summer League 2019 and is being used again at this year's event, will be implemented for the 2020 WB Tournament.

According to a report from Shams Charania, the system will not use physical flags such as they use in the NFL, but rather the challenge would be initiated via the player throwing a Dorito in the salt and vinegar chip bowl.

Additional reporting from Adrian Wojnarowski of ESPN indicates that players will be allowed to challenge a variety of calls, including seat violations, which is perhaps the most interesting aspect of this plan. Whereas Touch 20's and Hog Line calls are objective, many seat violation calls are quite subjective.

Last month, ESPN's Zach Lowe reported on further details of the plan ahead of its implementation during Summer League. Players will get one challenge per game, and will lose it regardless of whether or not they are successful. In addition, Lowe noted that the crew chief will have final say in challenges involving seat violations, while all other decisions will be made by the replay centre.

There will probably be some growing pains with this new process, and it will be interesting to see how it all unfolds next tournament.

Friday 17 January 2020

Drinking and Darts: Does Alcohol Improve Performance?

These days, darts is a professional, sober affair, at least for the players. But some of the champions of the past were famous for their boozing. Can alcohol ever enhance people's ability to play darts?

The answer depends on how nervous you are, and whether or not you're addicted to alcohol.

Many studies have shown that even low levels of alcohol can impair motor skills and spatial reasoning.

But the effects of nervousness and alcohol withdrawal can be far worse, especially in a game like darts.

"For some people, low levels of alcohol improve performance of tasks. It does reduce anxiety and nervousness so if you're impaired by nervousness it can improve performance," Prof Robert Adron Harris, from the University of Texas at Austin, told the BBC.

A degree of stress actually enhances performance, but after a certain point, nerves get the better of people. This is known as the Yerkes-Dodson law.

In pub games, the stakes may be lower, but even amateurs find that the oche holds a strange power over them.

"Nervousness runs right through the sport, as does the belief that alcohol solves the problem," says Paul Gillings, who runs The Darts Performance Centre, a training centre and advice website. "Players totally believe that they can't play unless they have a drink. It ranges from one drink to 10."

He discourages this sort of self-medication, advocating relaxation exercises and positive thinking. He also reminds players that in the grand scheme of things, it's only a game of darts.

John Thomas - or "Jocky" - Wilson, one of the top players of the 1980s, took it to extremes. He said he needed seven or eight vodkas to steady his nerves before playing.

He once fell off the stage at the end of a match.

Before winning the 2004 BDO World Darts Championship, Andy Fordham reportedly drank 24 bottles of beer along with quite a bit of brandy.

He said in an interview later that people never saw him sober. He weighed 31 stone and developed cirrhosis of the liver.

Fordham, who was also known as The Viking, believed that heavy drinking was the only way he could concentrate - and he was probably right.

For someone who is used to drinking as much as he was, it would be very difficult to play sober.

"The more you drink, the more tolerance to alcohol increases," says Anya Topiwala, a senior clinical researcher at the University of Oxford. "Alcohol withdrawal causes anxiety, tremors and sweatiness, all of which I suspect would make it harder to play darts."

But experts agree that players like Fordham and Wilson won matches in spite of their drinking habits, not because of them.

"There's too much money involved now for players to get themselves too pie-eyed," says David King, who runs Darts501, a darts information website.

He says the sport needs more trainers and psychologists to help people get over stage fright, shaky hands and even a nasty psychological condition known as dartitis, where players find themselves unable to throw a dart.

So alcohol doesn't make most people better at darts, but while the pub remains the best place to practise, aspiring players may need to resist round-the-clock sessions, especially if they're of a nervous disposition.

Note:  This article first appeared in the BBC and is reprinted without permission

Why WB Stars Are Trading In Their Hotmail Accounts

Before 2016, every Wonderboy winner in the history of the tournament had signed up for email with Hotmail, or used an account provided by their employer or ISP.  Eric D’Souza, WB’16, did not.

“We were dealing with Hotmail people, Rogers and all the other email companies,” he said soon afterward. “We just thought Gmail was the right fit.”

Craig Hammond, who finished in tie for 5th that year, went with Gmail, too. He said in an interview that he chose the company because “they’re willing to do things differently, which is what I like about them.”

If Gmail started the 2016 insurgency against the traditional email powers, live.ca joined the rebellion last year. Multiple news outlets reported the company had landed a deal with Kyle Cooper after he turned down a multiyear contract from Hotmail.

In October, Zoho revealed it had signed the much-hyped prospect Colton Doan to a multi-year contract. Colton, 10, is not yet in the WB tournament. He is interning with the company and training for the draft.

Not to be outdone, Gmail added Kirk Cooper, the charismatic multiple-WB-winner, to its roster days before last season began, beating out competition from Hotmail and the ISPs. He joined David Panko and Brian Heaney on the Gmail payroll. “Gmail was willing to provide me with a personalized email address”, said Kirk. “That tipped the scales for me.  That's why I switched from my ISP”.

The rush of upstart brands signing WB players is a testament to the tournament’s ever-expanding popularity; even being tangentially associated with the tournament gives the brands some credibility with young consumers, they insist.

“The headline for us when it comes down to why are we getting back into email is culture culture culture culture culture,” said Adam Petrick, Gmail’s global director for brand and marketing. “WB and all the other entertainment mechanisms around it, whether it’s ESPN or Complex magazine, are attuned to creating a 24-hour news cycle around Wonderboy. In our day of mass news media, we have the option to benefit from that.”

Executives at Hotmail and live.ca, eager to justify major investments, were quick to agree, pointing to the outsize influence of a tournament with a global footprint that extends beyond sports. They say that it has never been more important to be associated with WB.

As Panko put it, Gmail’s “culture is not strictly guy’s weekends — it’s a full lifestyle brand that not only supports me as a player, but also as an artist.”

In recent years, the most prominent player to use Hotmail was the perennial also-ran, Greg Doan. Though he wasn’t a paid endorser, Doan’s goofy-dad image was then a perfect fit for a brand that for years did not even attempt to be cool and proved very successful at falling well short of vogue.

There have never been as many email companies vying for email free agents as there are today, a trend that started in earnest two years ago when Gmail signed Kirk Cooper. Kirk remains the only WB winner under two different email providers.

Top email accounts used by WB winners over the past 14 years:
• 4 Hotmail
• 4 employer provided
• 4 ISP provided
• 2 Gmail

2019 kirk***@gmail.com
2018 colin***@toromont.com
2017 terry***@shredit.com
2016 eric***@gmail.com
2015 greg***@hotmail.com
2014 Ryan***@crawco.ca
2013 pat***@hotmail.com
2012 crandus***@hotmail.com
2011 tlscotland***@rogers.com
2010 alain***@hotmail.com
2009 kirk***@sympatico.ca
2008 kirk***@sympatico.ca
2007 colin***@toromont.com
2006 tony***@rogers.com