Panko arriving after the start of Opening Ceremonies -110
Species of tree for log saw – Oak +1200
Log diameter under 25cm -180
Less than four usable ping pong racquets +1200
The microphone will not work n/a
Someone will cheer for Rico +120
Duration of Opening Ceremony longer than 30 minutes -165
- Panko has arrived in time for the opening ceremonies in just six of 18 tournaments, the fewest in the Wonderboy
Species of tree for log saw – Oak +1200
- You may want to take a flyer on this one. Oak comprises about 10% of the Ontario total growing stock volume by dominant species (Hardwood forest type)
Log diameter under 25cm -180
- The log diameter has been trending downwards for years, negatively correlated with the age of participants
Less than four usable ping pong racquets +1200
- You're not going to get better gimmes than this. There's three things that are guaranteed in life: death, taxes and bad ping pong racquets at WB
The microphone will not work n/a
- Betting was suspended when it was discovered that the microphone is fake
Someone will cheer for Rico +120
- There's two new attendees who might not know the routine. There's also the possibility that someone mis-hears the cheer
Duration of Opening Ceremony longer than 30 minutes -165
- The Opening Ceremonies have been a model of disorganization for years. Bad jokes, misplaced notes, late guest speakers, and a non-working microphone. It all adds up to the ceremonies taking much longer than planned. Plus, it's possible to influence the duration by interrupting the ceremonies
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